Sometimes, people will just get tired of waiting and pee on the floor. “We only have one bathroom, so the line can get pretty long. But I was just like, ‘That is not how that works.’” “Yeah, he didn’t fight me on it or anything. I asked, ‘What are you doing?’ and he was like, ‘I just thought it’d be cool to take it.’” A guy just walked out of here one time with one of the lamps, didn’t even try to hide it. They’ll take anything that isn’t nailed down-big stuff, too, like a painting or a lamp. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen working the door? I’ve been clean and sober for 13 years, and it’s probably the best decision I’ve made in my entire life. I started breaking out in handcuffs and felonies. “I don’t drink anymore-I found out I was allergic to it. The fake IDs they’re doing these days are a lot better than they used to be.” Last night, we had a group of six kids come in with bad IDs, but they looked really, really good. “Honestly, staying on your toes to catch fake IDs. What’s the biggest challenge of working here? First rule is that nobody hits the old man.’ I get that laugh, and then I have them, they’re focused on me. A couple of guys start pushing up on each other? I’ll just jump in the middle and say, ‘OK. “If I can get people to focus on me, then I’ve got ‘em.

I’ll just put my arm around them and go, ‘What are you doing, son?’ and the guy will go ‘Oh, I’m sorry.’ And I’ll say, ‘You’ve gotta go home now,’ and he’ll say, ‘Can I come back tomorrow?’ and I’ll say, ‘Sure, you just can’t come back acting like this.’ I just go up and put my arm around people-I use the age card a lot these days, because it really works now. You knew you were gonna get into a fight every night, and you kind of looked forward to it.” I spent enough years on the pointy end of the spear, doing hip-hop shows and punk shows. You know, these kids are not angry, they’re not carrying guns, they listen when I talk to them. It’s all local people, and they bring their friends and their dogs to have a beer on the patio.

I tell my friends it’s like a retirement home for aging doormen.” I’ve worked at Heart & Dagger for about nine years, since it first opened. I’m the oldest continually working bouncer in the Bay Area.

Trixie's Security - a different bodyguard in the episode, ' The Boy Who Would Be Queen' whom serves more or less the same function.“I’ve been a bouncer since ’84, so that’s 34 years now.

By the later seasons, however, he seems to be gone and Trixie's bodyguard is replaced with generic security guards that resemble government agents, or she will simply pull a lever causing a spring trap to launch Timmy into the trash like where her bouncer used to throw him. In his next appearances, the bouncer would act as a security guard to Trixie, grabbing Timmy and throwing him in the trash whenever he tried to talk to her at lunch. Rather than dwell on those things, the bodyguard decides to pound on kids like Timmy to forget his problems. The bodyguard's thoughts reveal that he works for Trixie and the others because he never finished college.

In the episode, ' Mind Over Magic', Timmy attempts to read Trixie's mind, but the bodyguard steps in the way and he reads his instead. The Bouncer then appeared at the end of the episode at Timmy's party for his fairies as a gag, suggesting that he was allowed to come in under the condition that his memory will be wiped when the party is done. into trashcans when they refused to talk to Timmy about his sudden popularity later. In ' The Big Scoop', the Bouncer actually threw Chester and A.J. when they approached Timmy after he had become popular himself in the above-mentioned episode. The Bouncer also attempted to do the same thing to Chester and A.J. In the first appearance of the popular kids in ' A Wish Too Far!', he kept Timmy Turner from entering the popular kid bathroom and explained why he was denied entry by showing him a popularity chart which indicated he was a loser. The bouncer has only played a brief role in several early episodes. He also has slicked-back hair, earrings, a gold necklace, a visible hairy chest, and a New York/New Jersey accent. The bouncer wears the same type of purple jacket as Tad and Chad as well as the same sunglasses. He is aggressive mainly because he never finished college and has to work for ten-year-olds. He acted as a stereotypical club door bouncer or security guard, treating the popular kids like important celebrities and often manhandling their fans in the process of keeping them separate.

Early in the show, the popular kids and in particular Trixie Tang were usually flanked by this towering bouncer that kept unpopular kids away from their lunch table, and tossed any undesirable boys away whenever they tried talking to Trixie.

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